tu hain rani, main nahin raja
aur kya, phir wahi dard bari kahaani,
puraani filme jaisi

kaash, tu nahin rani, jaise main nahin raja,
phir kya, har gali pe nachtha hamara band, baaja aur baaraat,
madhuri-salman ki film jaisi

aur achha hota, jaise main rani, tu bhi agar raja,
phir dekho, har TV channel ke aangan mein bajtha hamari shaadi ki dhoom,
karan johar ki film jaisi